Enter Virtual Girl brand new to Second Life
*looks around with excitment and wonder* Oh my god. Can you believe it. I am actually here. I am in Second Life. I can't wait. I have heard that everyone can become rich and famous really easy here. That they can transfer money from Second Life into Real Life. *nods at your question* It's true* My friends told me all about it. They explained that when you come into Second Life you start on newbie island. That first I will want to get a job. *glances down at self* OH MY GOD WHAT AM I WEARING!! *shudders in horror* I can't look like this. I really cant look like this. How am i to get a job if I look like some freakish freak! They told me that everyone looks beautiful. I look like like well I don't know what I look like. This is horrifying. *runs and grabs a hold of nearby person* Why do I look like this? What? What do you mean you dont talk to newbs. I am going to be rich and famous! You can't treat me this way. *exits virtual girl newb in her newbish panic*
*Enter Reality Girl*
Is she gone yet? *looks around* I swear the virtual world is going to take over one day. Its a conspiracy. One morning everyone is going to wake up to find they are plugged in. Its the Matrix I tell you. I mean come on. Everyone of them is beautiful and glamorous right? *stops* They arent? You mean even in SL there is imperfections? *shudders fearfully* Its a sign. Its going to happen. I mean come on. A world in which everyone leaves this world to go do what they do in this world? Work play have families have friends. Oh and sex sex sex sex. That is all they ever think about there. They are a bunch of sex maniacs. *frowns* It's not? You mean there is more to it then just sex? I think the Government is behind it all. I mean its why they are genetically enhancing rabbits you know. To make everyone think how cute and fuzzy they are. Only to bring them into your homes and in fact they spy on you. *drinks more espresso hands shaking from the caffiene overload* I know things. Lots of things. *stands up and falls over from the caffiene*
*enter Virtual Girl*
Has she stopped talking yet? Sorry, I booked when I saw her on my radar. Those Reality Girls can be so boring and such a drab. They go on and on about hips and wrinkles and weight loss. I mean come on. Like I dont deal with problems with my shape? They think it is just them that you slip into an outfit and all of a sudden your ass looks like it is 4 times the size of a house? I have to fight every day to make sure my clothes fit well. *holds up her shiny new blinding blinging shoes for you to admire* Aren't these just lovely? I have been shopping shopping shopping. There are some really great shops in Second Life. The people here are lovely. You wouldn't believe how cheap everything is. Only 10L and lots of things are just well free. All you have to do is sit in a chair. You can go and take a shower or watch All My Children and come back and you have these gorgeous shoes or the most awesomest dress ever. *What you want to know what kind of clothes I got? Why do you seem to be laughing at me? I got this really great dress that is like hot hot hot pink and electric green. I am going to be the best looking babe at the club tonight with my sparkling shoes and blinging earrings I picked up for 5L this morning. ugh well I need to head out. Gotta get some more shopping done. I need to fill up my wardrobe. I have decided I am going to be a model. The models are the ones who are the most famous. So I am going to be the most famous model in Second Life and be RICH. Lets talk some more tomorrow *calls over someone to help up reality girl* Have fun!!
Exit The Blingest Bling Bling Virtual Girl
